A Fun Twist on Commercial Pizza Dough
Want a really fun idea? If your restaurant mainly focuses on homemade pizza (or similar foods,) print a few of these jokes on your menu. Your patrons will love them, and people will be giggling in your restaurant all day long!
How do you fix a pizza after it’s broken?
With tomato paste!
What’s an aardvark’s favorite pizza topping?
Ant-chovies!
Why did the college grad go into the wholesome and delicious (https://www.deiorios.com/contact.html) pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough!
‘Waiter, will my pizza be long?’
“No sir, it will be round!”
(This one’s a favorite of many of our customers!)
What’s a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
PUP-peroni!
What’s the difference between a pizza pie and our pizza jokes?
Our jokes can’t be topped!
(Another favorite!)
These jokes will be a hit on any pizza menu – or scrawled across your specials board. When you need even more, or you just want to order some tasty commercial pizza dough to make even more for your customers? Then come see us at DeIorios. We’re the experts in all things pizza – whether you want to serve the very best, or just tell the funniest jokes!